After 32 years since the release of Return of the Jedi, and following three widely hated prequels, can a new Star Wars movie possibly live up to expectations and satisfy the hordes of fans wanting to relive cherished memories in a galaxy far, far away?

Star Wars: The Force Awakens provides the answer. And it’s a glorious, resounding “yes!”.

Actually, wait. Is that a spoiler? Let me back up a bit. I don’t want to give even the slightest hint of what this remarkable film…shit, I mean, this possibly-remarkable-maybe-but-maybe-not film (wink) has in store for my fellow diehard Star Wars fans. You must go into this movie knowing as little as possible, and as FilmBlogCentral’s editor-in-chief, I promise this review will provide next to no useful information about the movie whatsoever.

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5 Things You Definitely Missed in the “Star Wars: Episode VII” Trailer

5 ) It’s All Connected

star wars episode vii millennium falcon

Look above. Just a cool but otherwise innocuous shot of the Millennium Falcon, right? Pfft, look again!

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New Year’s Resolutions

  • Learn how to play a musical instrument.
  • Make enemies.
  • Enact the ancient, dark ritual of a lost civilization said to allow one to devour the soul of an enemy.

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